I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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