Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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