garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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