seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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