Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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