I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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