I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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