just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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