I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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