So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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