help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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