I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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