i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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