Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
His nipple licking is glorious
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