i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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