I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
