So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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