i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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