We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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