When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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