so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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