so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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