I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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