Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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