I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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