literally had 100 drinks last night.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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