I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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