hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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