FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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