dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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