I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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