Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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