girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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