I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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