I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
