I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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