the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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