I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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