I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Will exercising make me less horny?
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