Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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