Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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