Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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