It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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