You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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