I wanna bring you to show and tell
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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