You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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