I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Just took my morning after pill in the library
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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