You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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