she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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