I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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