i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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