what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I touched a dick in church today
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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