I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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