Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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