have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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